This grainy, out-of-focus may be the final proof of Santa Claus's secret identity. We always knew that Professor Schuck was jolly, but thought that Dr. Lomax was more properly coiffed for the role.
Dr. Schuck was indeed placing presents under the tree, but they came from his collection of items scoured from sales bins, garage sales, along with unused items donated by staff and faculty, not from elves at the North Pole.
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